Here is what the gurus say about Moldavite. And here is what science has to say about it. Moldavite is believed to have been formed by the "Ries impact event" in Germany and the stone has only ever been found at that impact site. If this is true, than all moldavite is over 14 million years old.
The moldavite pendant above is mine if I'll return the little chip of moldavite that my Prophet sent me in the mail. That's his thing. He mails you something, you mail it back in an envelope (preferably with a check) and he mails you something else. Perhaps this is intended to connect me more deeply with the Prophet.
Yes, yes, quick before you realize how stupid all of this sounds!
Holy Blessings, Batman, it's an ANNOINTED chip of moldavite. Woot! Must watch out for those side effects though. I wonder if all the sweating and flushing is from the MSG that is used as a preservative in this Faith Additive.
If I can't "sow a seed" of $27, that's okay, $22 would be acceptable. But if that doesn't work either, I can go ahead and send another amount. But if I am not obedient, His blessings may suddenly stop. Gotta love the undconditional love of "my" prophet and my God.
Above is the chip back in its baggy ready to be mailed back to the Propeht (sans $27, $22, or Other). There's a little request on it to please use a stamp so as to "save the work of God money" but it's okay if I don't have a stamp, my Prophet will handle the postage.
According to the letter I was supposed to send the chip back IMMEDIATELY but I didn't. Hope they're not all out of annointed moldavite pendants. Then I won't have any moldavite at all. le Sigh.